This post was inspired by this Martin's View post.
How was your 1983? HERC's was awesome! Thanks for asking.
- He turned seventeen
- He finally got his driver's license
- He had his braces removed in time for yearbook photos
- (Or did he? Looks like he may be wearing braces in the pic)
- He landed his first job
- He met the woman he would eventually marry
And when his Junior Year yearbook was returned to him after being passed around for signings during the last two days of school in 1983 (do kids still do that?), he opened it from the back to find this:
Out of respect for her privacy, HERC has obscured her personal info including her name. (She used HERC's real name, so he obscured those instances as well.) She got her requested hug and they went on their first date within 48 hours of HERC reading the above. They had written a lot of letters and notes to each other as friends as she mentioned and during their Senior Year, they started passing those fat five subject spiral bound notebooks back and forth, so that they were in constant communication. The relationship lasted eight or nine months, including two concerts (below) and one sobering pregnancy scare. HERC cowardly bailed on her in early 1984. (He didn't check but he's pretty sure she didn't sign his Senior Year yearbook.)
Fortunately, as regular readers of The Hideaway know, HERC's mind is a jumble of music and memories and while most of the albums below should probably remind him of the girl who admitted her secret crush in the back pages of his yearbook in the Summer of 1983, they do not. Instead, they ALL remind him of a beautiful brown-eyed co-worker at that first job, where a radio was constantly on in the back room and then moved out front with the volume turned up after closing. That co-worker was the smiling, curvy girl in the brown polyester uniform who handed him the application that fateful day he walked in to apply; that girl is now the woman asleep in the next room as HERC stands here typing. These albums are imprinted upon his memory along with her smiling eyes and those oh so dangerous curves.
click on album title to listen on Spotify - not all albums available
HERC's ranking | album title | artist | Top 200 peak |
100 | Faster Than the Speed of Night | Bonnie Tyler | 4 |
99 | "Weird Al" Yankovic | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 139 |
98 | Points On The Curve | Wang Chung | 30 |
97 | The Politics of Dancing | Re-Flex | 53 |
96 | Good as Gold | Red Rockers | 71 |
95 | The Closer You Get... | Alabama | 10 |
94 | Candy Girl | New Edition | 90 |
93 | Quick Step & Side Kick | Thompson Twins | 34 |
92 | Lost In Space | Jonzun Crew | 66 |
91 | Cold Blooded | Rick James | 16 |
90 | Come Away With ESG | ESG | |
89 | Chart Action '83 [K-tel] | various artists | |
88 | Little Robbers | The Motels | 22 |
87 | Modern Romans | The Call | 84 |
86 | With Sympathy | Ministry | 96 |
85 | The Principle of Moments | Robert Plant | 8 |
84 | Now That's What I Call Music [UK] | various artists | |
83 | Naked Eyes | Naked Eyes | 32 |
82 | Outside Inside | The Tubes | 18 |
81 | Under a Blood Red Sky [EP] | U2 | 28 |
80 | Branigan 2 | Laura Branigan | 29 |
79 | The Big Chill | (soundtrack) | 17 |
78 | Texas Flood | Stevie Ray Vaughan | 38 |
77 | Midnight Madness | Night Ranger | 15 |
76 | No Parking on the Dance Floor | Midnight Star | 27 |
75 | Whammy! | The B-52's | 29 |
74 | Take Another Picture | Quarterflash | 34 |
73 | Bark at the Moon | Ozzy Osbourne | 19 |
72 | Fastway | Fastway | 31 |
71 | Listen | A Flock Of Seagulls | 16 |
70 | Keep It Up | Loverboy | 7 |
69 | Never Surrender | Triumph | 26 |
68 | National Lampoon’s Vacation | (soundtrack) | |
67 | 90125 | Yes | 5 |
66 | When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Going | Bow Wow Wow | 82 |
65 | Strip | Adam Ant | 65 |
64 | Genesis | Genesis | 9 |
63 | The Look | Shalamar | 38 |
62 | Rant N' Rave With the Stray Cats | Stray Cats | 14 |
61 | The Hurting | Tears For Fears | 73 |
60 | Punch the Clock | Elvis Costello | 24 |
59 | Introducing the Style Council | The Style Council | 172 |
58 | Kilroy Was Here | Styx | 3 |
57 | Body Wishes | Rod Stewart | 30 |
56 | Seven and the Ragged Tiger | Duran Duran | 8 |
55 | You Broke My Heart In Seventeen Places | Tracey Ullman | 34 |
54 | The Wild Heart | Stevie Nicks | 5 |
53 | Lawyers In Love | Jackson Browne | 8 |
52 | Can't Slow Down | Lionel Richie | 1 |
51 | Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) | Eurythmics | 15 |
50 | She’s So Unusual | Cyndi Lauper | 4 |
49 | Flick of the Switch | AC/DC | 15 |
48 | Somewhere in Afrika | Manfred Mann's Earth Band | 40 |
47 | Survivin' in the 80's | André Cymone | 185 |
46 | If You Leave Me Now | Chicago | |
45 | Holy Diver | Dio | 56 |
44 | Future Shock | Herbie Hancock | 43 |
43 | Reach the Beach | The Fixx | 8 |
42 | Living in Oz | Rick Springfield | 12 |
41 | Cargo | Men At Work | 3 |
40 | Frontiers | Journey | 2 |
39 | Sports | Huey Lewis & the New | 1 |
38 | Neruda | Red Rider | 66 |
37 | An Innocent Man | Billy Joel | 4 |
36 | Break Out | Pointer Sisters | 8 |
35 | Cuts Like a Knife | Bryan Adams | 8 |
34 | You And Me Both | Yaz | 69 |
33 | Risky Business | (soundtrack) | |
32 | Breaking the Chains | Dokken | 136 |
31 | Dreamboy (EP) | Dreamboy | |
30 | The Crossing | Big Country | 18 |
29 | Stay With Me Tonight | Jeffrey Osborne | 25 |
28 | What A Feelin' | Irene Cara | 77 |
27 | Planet P | Planet P | 42 |
26 | Too Low for Zero | Elton John | 25 |
25 | Touch | Eurythmics | 7 |
24 | The Final Cut | Pink Floyd | 6 |
23 | Metal Health | Quiet Riot | 1 |
22 | Fantastic | Wham! U.K. | 83 |
21 | Duck Rock | Malcolm McLaren | |
20 | Eddie and the Cruisers | (soundtrack) | 47 |
19 | Shout at the Devil | Mötley Crüe | 17 |
18 | Uh-Huh! | John Cougar Mellencamp | 9 |
17 | Nona | Nona Hendryx | 83 |
16 | Into Battle with the Art of Noise | Art Of Noise | |
15 | Madonna | Madonna | 8 |
14 | Undercover | The Rolling Stones | 4 |
13 | Blinded By Science | Thomas Dolby | 20 |
12 | Eliminator | ZZ Top | 9 |
11 | Rebel Yell | Billy Idol | 6 |
10 | Colour by Numbers | Culture Club | 2 |
9 | War | U2 | 12 |
8 | Album | Joan Jett and the Blackhearts | 20 |
7 | Let's Dance | David Bowie | 4 |
6 | The Luxury Gap | Heaven 17 | 72 |
5 | Flashdance (soundtrack) | (soundtrack) | 1 |
4 | Power, Corruption & Lies | New Order | |
3 | Speaking in Tongues | Talking Heads | 15 |
2 | Synchronicity | The Police | 1 |
Not sure where this post ranks among your favorites here at the Hideaway, Herc, but I can tell you where it ranks among mine... TOP OF THE LIST!! – Thanks for sharing such a fascinating part of your Herculean past!
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, it's good to see you've put Def Leppard's "Pyromania" in its rightful place at #1... I, personally, wouldn't have it any other way!
"Gunter glieben glauten globen" evidently translates as "Stone. Cold. Ladykiller."
ReplyDeleteRock on.
Herc, loved the list and the personal story. I am glad my post helped inspire this one from you.
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