While thumbing through his well-worn copy of Billboard Hot 100 Charts - The Eighties, HERC's wandering attention began to focus on the weekly debuts of 1982, and as he looked at the new songs that appeared each week, he began rating each week as if it were a college sport recruiting class with its future performance already recorded. If you know HERC, you know he loves deriving new numbers out of other numbers. (Top 40 Index? K-Tel Scale?) Soon the abacus and the slide rule were out as a mathematical formula was hammered into shape that would actually assign a number to each song based on six variables involving chart positions and weeks charted. Songs that debuted high or peaked high or marked the greatest or fastest climb from their debut to their peak would have advantages. Chart longevity is also valued though slow rising songs are handicapped. By averaging the numbers for each group of songs each week, HERC came up with a number that could be used to effectively compare each group no matter how many songs each week featured.
Hot 100 debut | debut pos | title | artist | ||
1/9/1982 | 76 | Pac-Man Fever | Buckner & Garcia | 192 | |
1/9/1982 | 80 | Mirror, Mirror | Diana Ross | 192 | |
1/9/1982 | 81 | Let The Feeling Flow | Peabo Bryson | 123 | |
1/9/1982 | 83 | You're My Latest, My Greatest Inspiration | Teddy Pendergrass | 120 | |
1/9/1982 | 87 | * | When All Is Said And Done | ABBA | 153 |
156 | |||||
1/16/1982 | 57 | * | Open Arms | Journey | 210 |
1/16/1982 | 72 | * | That Girl | Stevie Wonder | 207 |
1/16/1982 | 76 | * | Spirits In The Material World | The Police | 185 |
1/16/1982 | 79 | Perhaps Love | Placido Domingo & John Denver | 87 | |
1/16/1982 | 80 | Daddy's Home | Cliff Richard | 160 | |
1/16/1982 | 81 | * | Let's Get It Up | AC/DC | 118 |
1/16/1982 | 83 | I Believe | Chilliwack | 140 | |
1/16/1982 | 85 | Bobbie Sue | Oak Ridge Boys | 183 | |
1/16/1982 | 86 | Tell Me Tomorrow | Smokey Robinson | 139 | |
1/16/1982 | 87 | * | Call Me | Skyy | 154 |
1/16/1982 | 90 | * | Tainted Love | Soft Cell | 203 |
162 | |||||
1/23/1982 | 74 | * | Tonight I'm Yours | Rod Stewart | 168 |
1/23/1982 | 78 | Wanna Be With You | Earth, WInd & Fire | 104 | |
1/23/1982 | 80 | Tainted Love | Soft Cell | ||
1/23/1982 | 81 | If Looks Could Kill | Player | 111 | |
1/23/1982 | 82 | * | Should I Do It | Pointer Sisters | 182 |
1/23/1982 | 84 | Seasons Of Gold | Gidea Park featuring Adrian Baker | 40 | |
1/23/1982 | 85 | Circle Of Love | Steve Miller Band | 96 | |
1/23/1982 | 86 | Just Can't Win 'Em All | Stevie Woods | 128 | |
1/23/1982 | 87 | * | Genius Of Love | Tom Tom Club | 144 |
1/23/1982 | 88 | * | 867-5309/Jenny | Tommy Tutone | 204 |
1/23/1982 | 90 | Anyone Can See | Irene Cara | 128 | |
131 | |||||
1/30/1982 | 79 | * | We Got The Beat | The Go-Go's | 207 |
1/30/1982 | 81 | My Guy | Sister Sledge | 162 | |
1/30/1982 | 83 | * | I'll Fall In Love Again | Sammy Hagar | 120 |
1/30/1982 | 84 | * | Take Off | Bob & Doug McKenzie | 176 |
1/30/1982 | 85 | Voice On The Radio | Conductor | 78 | |
1/30/1982 | 86 | Don't Let Him Know | Prism | 128 | |
1/30/1982 | 88 | Another Sleepless Night | Anne Murray | 116 | |
1/30/1982 | 94 | Cool | The Time | 25 | |
1/30/1982 | 96 | * | Only One You | TG Sheppard | 69 |
120 |
While only two variables are listed in the chart above for each song, that new number HERC manufactured can be found in the far right column, in blue. The numbers in white in the far right column represent the week above's average so, for the month of January 1982, Week Two had the better number (162) followed by Week One (156), Week Three (131) and Week Four (120) or to put it another way, the average song in Week Two debuted higher on the charts, peaked higher and faster on the charts and spent more time on the charts than the average songs in the other weeks. Now look at Week Two again. Here's an excerpt from that week's actual chart dated January 16, 1982:
Now look at this excerpt from the following week's chart dated January 23, 1982. Notice anything strange? Is the chart tainted?
For HERC's purposes, the song was averaged in for the second week only, it's original and only debut.
That Soft Cell song was so awesome that it "debuted" twice - it was demanding to be noticed! ;) It was back then and continues to be a favorite of mine.
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